The Manda Monologues
OkOk My Mum calling is not an excuse to blog afterward.

Time to hop tooooo it and get my house all Lovely and decorated for dinner here tomorrow!  Big day!  I’m very stressed and nervous.  We are showing off the ring tomorrow.  Peter said his Mum might not be to happy.  I asked why.  His answer?

“Dad is cheap. Hers is smaller.”

I replied, ”I have never seen her ring she must not wear it often.”

he then laughed and said “She wears it everyday but that goes to show how much smaller than yours it is.  I know how much you like big blanging things.  I like to spoil my Panda Baby.  She only lectures grrls she doesn’t like so don’t sweat.”

I love having bigger and better things no doubt.  Every girl loves a little sparkle and pampering.  BUT, I love Lin and I would never want her to feel bad.  I know I sound spoiled for saying this(and i am VERY spoiled), but I truly am worried.  I hope she doesn’t get all quiet on me :(  It will go well I have Maxx on my team!  Maxx told Peter that if he doesnt marry me soon.  When he turns 18 he will!  He is too cute.  This girl at school was hitting on him and he told her he only likes Japanese girls.  he even tried to propose for Peter when we first moved here.  Too cute!

After all that,  I’m not nervous anymore I’m quite excited!!!!

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High School Girls.

swishersweet:

bartstation:

Please stop looking like clones. With your skinny jeans authentics and lightweight layered hair with colored tips. Your friends look exactly like you. So much at being different. Wear an anorak thats legit.

Im not looking at you, or checking you out. It feels like im lost seeing the same shit over and over again. Oh yeah dont wear heels if you dont know how to walk in them. Its like dont point a gun at your face if you dont know if its loaded.

Just Elaborating.

 LMFAO @ Oh yeah dont wear heels if you dont know how to walk in them. Its like dont point a gun at your face if you dont know if its loaded.

 At the mall yesterday i looked one of those high school hot topic kiddo’s in the face and said “It’s ok to hate your parents.”  I rule.

studiokd:

there i fixed it. lol

 OMG who doesn’t?  Well, Besides Communists.

studiokd:

there i fixed it. lol

 OMG who doesn’t?  Well, Besides Communists.

when you are loved, you can do anything in creation. when you are loved, there’s no need at all to understand what’s happening, because everything happens within you.
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho (via ohrockmeamadeus)
I love how my trend of calling the Virgin stores Virgin Mobile caught on.

Hey guys, lets go look at the new tdv selection at virgin mobile. <3

It was a flub when i was younger.  I was 12 i think :) 

Going shopping tonight for his and her sweaters for Christmas dinner with the in laws.
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White Christmas Electro Dub -Breakout Sister

Of course I have techno remixxes of Christmas songs!!
Anyone want a halls menthol? You children are lucky. When i was a young, we used to suck on pennies. It was quite enjoyable.
John Malkovich (the abridged version)
Of course I celebrate FESTIVUS.  I AM an athiest you know.  ;)

Of course I celebrate FESTIVUS.  I AM an athiest you know.  ;)

Christmas time In NYC is the bees knees.

I miss the windows of dept stores.   I miss preparing for battle and by battle, I mean the walk to the subway.  I miss The Giant Trees.  I miss living there.  I miss the snow, and cold and packed Virgin mobile when we went ot visit Thea and Chaz Kangas :(.  I miss raving with Drew and Dave.  I miss.  My ghetto ass hood of Bushwick, Brooklyn.

Life must go on. It has.  On to bigger and better things!

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Christmas is wishing there really was a such as thing as an old-fashioned Christmas.
Charles M. Shultz (via sweller)
I'm dreaming of a racist Christmas. . .

I’m not but Bing is.

Nite Nite and Happy festivus!